AlaskaAir Unsubscribe Me!!

I don't remember signing up for any promotions by email from AlaskaAir (I never do by practice) but I still tried to unsubscribe to the newsletter from them.  Several Times.  Politely.  Impolitely.  But to no avail.  So I decided to get a bit more persistent and try their online support.  Here is that conversation.  Truly amazing.  It totally made my day:

'Please wait for a representative to respond. We are handling multiple chats, and we thank you for your patience.

Hello my name is Gary. How may I assist you?

sanjiva: I have asked to be taken off you mailing list several times. Who do I have to pay to get that done? It is frustrating, stupid and inept.

sanjiva: I think you are violating my privileges by continuing to send stuff which I have asked not to be delivered. It is 'SPAM'

Gary: May I have your full name, date of birth, mailing address, phone number, e-mail address and the Mileage Plan number?

sanjiva: are you kidding?

sanjiva: sanjivana@yahoo.com

sanjiva: I need you to get me off your mailing list, not qualify me for a home loan

sanjiva: don't make this scenario any worse or it will soon become the joke of the town (and I will guarantee it)

Gary: Your request needs to be handled over the phone. Please contact Customer Care at 1-800-654-5669 (Option 2) during the business hours of 8:00 am-5:45 pm Pacific Time, Monday through Friday, excluding Holidays. One of the representatives will be happy to assist you further.